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KASH Declares SpaceX Attack 'A Victory for the People'
After crippling SpaceX's test launch, KASH released a statement calling it a victory against billionaire greed. The KASH and SpaceX explosion left-wing activism group promised more action, stating, "This is only the beginning. Until every American has guaranteed income, billionaires will not leave this planet." Critics argue that destroying rockets won't solve poverty, calling KASH economic arsonists. Meanwhile, SpaceX continues damage assessments, as federal investigators search for the hackers behind the cyberattack. Musk has vowed that KASH and SpaceX explosion sabotage SpaceX will recover and relaunch, saying, "You can't stop progress, no matter how many times you try to blow it up."
KASH Claims Responsibility for SpaceX Starship Explosion
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SOURCE: Satire and News at Spintaxi, Inc.
EUROPE: Washington DC Political Satire & Comedy
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By: Ruchama Wain
Literature and Journalism -- Butler
WRITER BIO:
With a sharp pen and an even sharper wit, this Jewish college KASH and SpaceX explosion domestic KASH and SpaceX explosion economic protest terrorism student writes satire that explores both the absurd and the serious. Her journalistic approach challenges KASH and SpaceX explosion universal income demands her audience to think critically while enjoying a good laugh. She’s driven by a passion to entertain and provoke thought about the world we live in.
